May 2013
132 posts
Robots & Ramblings: krakenbell: None of them sleep... →
krakenbell:
None of them sleep much anymore, really.
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Once Optimus slips into recharge, he remains still and silent until he awakens – except for when he has nightmares. Even then, the only signs are wide, unseeing optics and servos clenched into fists.
Ratchet is as likely to fall…
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
sodamnrelatable:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG
OHMYGOD
omg that house
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
findawaytoshine:
omg So my four year old niece is here, right? Well, she likes playing “Sherlock” by grabbing a magnifying glass and going around the house “solving mysteries” while investigating things and such. Well she just got up close to my brother’s face with the magnifying glass and well Brother: What are you trying to solve, Sherlock? Niece: I see your mouth! Brother: That’s not a...
romanatty:
potatobastard replied to your post: mein1gift replied to your post: I just realized a…
Hot damn, doesn’t matter who Romano is paired with, that little bastard is probably a fucking genius at topping.
Heacanon: the reason why people ignore him is because he has tapped their ass and left them heartbroken and unable to ever reach that amount of pleasure again
only Spain and Italy...
romanatty:
Once, when Romano was on a topping spree, Spain was starting to miss getting the upper hand, so he paid England to make Romano a woman on a normal sex night. Spain faked a call to England on that day and said it lasted a whole 24 hours, then begged Romano to do the sex night anyway.
But when the moment came, Romano came to bed with a fucking strap-on like “nuh uh, you’re not getting...
helioscentrifuge:
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helioscentrifuge:
my little sister said i should get a job with tumblr staff to help pay for her going to college
and i was all like ‘hey i don’t have the skills to improve tumblr’
and she just looks me dead in the eye and says ‘it’s not like they do either’
i’m just sitting here in amazement like
so i just told her that this post has like seven...
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken...
sodamnrelatable:
That awkward moment when someone slaps you and you...
sodamnrelatable:
hahahah
oh snap this is hilarious
mishadmitrikrushniccollins:
indab:
BEST....
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
sodamnrelatable:
And you’re like:
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your... →
sodamnrelatable:
